The Batman Debate… OMG!!! Does This Sound Familiar?!?

Don’t Want To Settle For Less Than The Perfect Mate?… Better Think Again…

settle

waiting for the perfect man

Leave Him Alone And He’ll Come Home… Dragging His Balls Behind Him…*

big balls dog

* Just in case you forgot your nursery rhymes…

                Little Bo Peep
                She lost her sheep
                And couldn't tell where to find them.
                Leave them alone!
                And they'll come home,
                Dragging their tails behind them.

Hannibal The Cannibal Gets A Puppy…

lecterpuppy

Rather Than Sink… I’d Throw His Big Butt Over The Side And Tow Him Like A Barge…

Ballast Man

Corruption… Do It Right And Get Bigger Bills…

Corruption