Many Years Ago… The Carnation Milk people were looking for a slogan to go with the brand new concept of condensed milk. They held a contest. The prize was £2000… A milkmaid in England came up with this humdinger.
They gave her the money… But they didn’t use it.
Uncategorized | TheFourEyes October 22, 2008 | 
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Foggy Day
2 oz gin
¾ oz Absinthe or Pastis or Anisette
½ teaspoon sugar
Dash Lemon Juice
Shake. Pour Into Old-fashioned Glass, garnish with lemon twist.
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