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Boogers On A Stick… Make Some!

Boogers On a Stick

  • 18 oz. jar Cheese Whiz
  • green food coloring
  • 25 pretzel sticks
  • waxed paper
  • 1 long handled spoon
  • platter

Melt the Cheese Whiz in the microwave or on top of the stove, according to directions on the jar. Allow the cheese to cool slightly in the jar. Using a long handled spoon, carefully stir about three drops of green food coloring into the warm cheese, using just enough to turn the cheese into a delicious snot green.

To form boogers: Dip and twist the tip of each pretzel stick into the cheese, lift out, wait twenty seconds, then dip again. When cheese lumps reach an appealingly boogerish size, set pretzels, booger down, onto a sheet of waxed paper.

Allow the finished boogers on a stick to cool at room temperature for ten minutes or until cheese is firm. Gently pull boogers off waxed paper and arrange on a serving platter.

EXTRA FUN: Place on a plate with a small bowl of salsa to dip and make bloody boogers

A Headless Lady… Nice Costume Idea!

Be Healthy… Drink Your Pee… Is This An Crazier Than Shooting Botox?

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Drink Your Pee

Drink Your Pee

Proof That The Flying Spaghetti Monster Truly Exists!..

(Image: Fabian et al./NASA)

A mammoth network of gas filaments inside the galaxy NGC 1275 resembles the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Until recently, it was not clear what prevented the delicate filaments from being destroyed by competing gravitational forces, but Hubble Space Telescope images suggest they are supported by magnetic fields generated near the galaxy’s central black hole.