Rules To Live By… Choose Wisely…

AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE WOMEN ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. YOU’LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE – WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES – NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Beer… Porno… And Fries… From A Vending Machine… Gotta Love Those Japanese!!

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Five Deadly Animals That Might Just Save Your Life…

Frogs… Scorpions… Gila Monsters… Snails and Snakes…

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If It Weren’t For The Cute Monkey.. This Pic Would Suck…

What A Cute Monkey!!

What A Cute Monkey!!

Celebrity Lookalikes…

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"Did Anybody Ever Tell You You Looked Just Like..."

Cotton And Peggy!.. That's Too Rich!!

Cotton And Peggy!.. That's Too Too Rich!!

Nasty Motorcycle Crash… Were They Playing Chicken?

A Chip Off The Old Block?!?

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