What a brazen faced varlet art thou. – Shakespeare
I see that you set this time aside to humiliate yourself. – Unknown
There’s two things I really hate about you: your face! – unknown
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can’t count that high. – Kely from Phoenix
Insults | TheFourEyes May 4, 2007 | 
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