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I used to share a cubicle with this guy

Gigantic Apes Coexisted with Early Humans, Study Finds

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A gigantic ape standing 10 feet tall and weighing up to 1,200 pounds lived alongside humans for over a million years, according to a new study.

Fortunately for the early humans, the huge primate’s diet consisted mainly of bamboo.

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What will our big cities be like in 1000 years?

These were all major cities in their day.

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In the adding-insult-to-injury department, being pricked multiple times with a needle while a nurse tries in vain to find a vein ranks pretty high. The problem can be acute with infants and the obese.

Jim Larsen, a researcher at the Georgia Institute of Technology, was in the hospital once and required several blood tests. All the poking caused swelling and inflammation in his arms, which made it increasingly difficult for nurses to find his veins.

“It often took seven or eight tries,” Larsen recalls. “It wasn’t long before I felt like a pin cushion.” (MORE)

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Today’s Insults

You are a preposterously foul narcissist and a decadent, mattress-soiling pulp of stultifying inanity. – Unknown

You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you’ll find one. – anonymous

Don’t be ignorant all your life, take a day off why don’t you? - Zoidberg

I wish I’d known you when you were alive. – Leonard Louis Levinson

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