Los Cuatro Ojos

I’m not sure what a stroke is…. But I’m pretty sure I’ve got one…

I’ve got 6 pairs of glasses here and I still can’t see the keyboard…. I go to sleep and O sweart I hear legions of brains cells lining uyp for testing.

My keyboards swaYs…. If I could just sleep for 8 hours… I might get a reset… This Sucks!

I feel drunk… But I’m not… I need to reset my PRAM…. Let’s see… cup right nutt… twist left nipple… wink right eye twice… Hold down belly button for 10 seconds… Fart… Then kick orange cat

Danm… I ca n never remember … Is it kick orange or white cat?  I want beer!  But I know that beer will kick the

bp up to triple digits alll around… What’s lethal?  225/180?… I should research that.

HEY!!!   If I’ve Got Such High Blood Pressure?…. How Come My Willy Won’t Stay Up?