Today’s Insults…

“She’s a brassy, brazen witch on a mortgaged broomstick…a steamroller with cleats.”Walter Kerr

“If he became convinced tomorrow that coming out for cannibalism would get him the votes he needs, he would begin fattening a missionary in the White House backyard come Wednesday.”  – H. L. Mencken

I know you’re nobody’s fool… but maybe someone will adopt you.anonymous

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M.Unknown

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.anonymous

Raymond From ATL Sends These Chinese Signs…

LCO appreciates Raymond’s digging through the thousands of pics over at Engrish.com and consolidating them for your pleasure…The comments however… Are mine.

Personally… I like my dork deep fried with gravy…

braised dork

I’ve stayed at lots of hotels that should display this sign…

please don’t stay

Every time I fly.. I check in an alcoholic…

animals and alcoholics

I never trip when I’m drunken walking… I just fall down…

drunken walking

Sometimes… My testes do make my heart tinkle!

testes heart tinkle

Yeah… Well… Uh… Maybe A Little Bean Curd…
woof buffet

I’m sure my mother shops here…

unsightly and peculiar

Do Horsebeans taste anything like Horsemuffins?…

Horsebeans

I’d beat my kids for touching this one…

crap your hands elmo

Starbucks Is Getting Into Cigars…

Starbutts

Bet I Can Find This Place Without A Map…

Hard Times

I thought I was the only one abusing…

plastic bag abuse

Plants Have Feelings Too…

lettuce in pain

The Lettuce Here Screams…

very suspicios

I Am Refused On Sooo Many Levels!

Everybody excluded

At Least It’s Not “WooF” …

a vegetable

Yeah… Go Somewhere Else And Die… You Bum!

No Dying

Uh…. Yeah… Right…

canned water

I Don’t Know About You… But I feel Discriminated Against… Ho’s Get Their Own Entrance And Nerd Bloggers Do Not…

Ho Entrance

I usually eat Robster on my anniversary…

robster

Yay!… I get a seat!…I’m “crippie”…

sick and crippie

How can you not “blench” if you use only chlorine?

don’t blench

And Maybe Tastes Like Cat?…

look like squirrel

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George Carlin’s Take On Death… R.I.P. George… We’ll Miss You…

It’s nine minutes long… But it’s hilarious… In George’s Truthful Way…

Not Exactly Safe For Work… Language.