LCO appreciates Raymond’s digging through the thousands of pics over at Engrish.com and consolidating them for your pleasure…The comments however… Are mine.
Personally… I like my dork deep fried with gravy…
![braised dork](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00026.jpeg)
I’ve stayed at lots of hotels that should display this sign…
![please don’t stay](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00025.jpeg)
Every time I fly.. I check in an alcoholic…
![animals and alcoholics](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00024.jpeg)
I never trip when I’m drunken walking… I just fall down…
![drunken walking](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00023.jpeg)
Sometimes… My testes do make my heart tinkle!
![testes heart tinkle](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00021.jpeg)
Yeah… Well… Uh… Maybe A Little Bean Curd…
![woof buffet](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00020.jpeg)
I’m sure my mother shops here…
![unsightly and peculiar](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00019.jpeg)
Do Horsebeans taste anything like Horsemuffins?…
![Horsebeans](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00018.jpeg)
I’d beat my kids for touching this one…
![crap your hands elmo](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00017.jpeg)
Starbucks Is Getting Into Cigars…
![Starbutts](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00016.jpeg)
Bet I Can Find This Place Without A Map…
![Hard Times](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00015.jpeg)
I thought I was the only one abusing…
![plastic bag abuse](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00013.jpeg)
Plants Have Feelings Too…
![lettuce in pain](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00012.jpeg)
The Lettuce Here Screams…
![very suspicios](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00010.jpeg)
I Am Refused On Sooo Many Levels!
![Everybody excluded](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00009.jpeg)
At Least It’s Not “WooF” …
![a vegetable](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00008.jpeg)
Yeah… Go Somewhere Else And Die… You Bum!
![No Dying](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00007.jpeg)
Uh…. Yeah… Right…
![canned water](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00006.jpeg)
I Don’t Know About You… But I feel Discriminated Against… Ho’s Get Their Own Entrance And Nerd Bloggers Do Not…
![Ho Entrance](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00005.jpeg)
I usually eat Robster on my anniversary…
![robster](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00004.jpeg)
Yay!… I get a seat!…I’m “crippie”…
![sick and crippie](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00003.jpeg)
How can you not “blench” if you use only chlorine?
![don’t blench](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00002.jpeg)
And Maybe Tastes Like Cat?…
![look like squirrel](http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/att00001.jpeg)
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