My Friend Pancho Speaks Spanglish…

And before anyone gets their knickers twisted over some imagined PC slight… I really do have a friend named Pancho… And he did send this email…. So Shaddup!

> BUDWEISER: Your ruca has a nice looking ass BUDWEISER face so ugly?
> BODYWASH: I can’t go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.
> SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I SHOULDER.
> COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO!
> SODAS: My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister.
> JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!
> JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!
> TISSUE: Hey vato if you don’t know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!
> HEATER: My lil sister started to choke…Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!
> BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn’t BRIEF!
> JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me!… Julyer!!!
> MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car……There’s not MUSHROOM left!
> CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!
> TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.
> WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don’t even know WATER problem is!
> HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES.
> HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona…you scared me!
> HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!
> FRITO :After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!

Looks A Bit Like Mel Gibson… But What’s With The Tongue?

Wreck Tongue

My Wife… PMS Day 1…

PMS Day 1

Is This The Boogey Man?!?

leaf face

So… Is This PhotoShop …Or What?

tree shape

Some Funny Ads…

Corkscrew-Balloon posted a bunch of funny ads on buses and bags…

This Combo Pistol Shoots .410Ga and .45 Colt Rounds… It’s Called “The Judge”…

Can You Imagine Having .410 Magnums AND .45 Colt available in one gun?… This is the ultimate house gun… I’d bet my wife would trade her .44 special for this one…

From Taurus…

What a name! It’s based on the fact that many judges are now carrying it into the courtroom with them – and for good reason. We know of no better self-defense firearm. Whether loading all 45s – all .410s or alternating them in the cylinder, the Judge is the ultimate shotgun/revolver duo.

See It Here

What’s Wrong With This Picture?


For Corey… All Hail Chan!!


We’ve Gone Over 100K Visitors For One Month…Thanks!

 June 2008

For the first time ever… LCO has had over 100,000 unique visitors within one month.  We went from 17 visitors less than a year ago to 101K for June.  I’ll admit that I never expected that anyone would be interested in the rantings of a cockeyed lunatic…. I started this thing to lower my blood pressure… It seems  that there are lots of folks that are also cockeyed lunatics with blood pressure issues…

And… It would seem that the world has no shortage of people and governments that insist on doing ridiculous stuff for us to point and laugh at.

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