There’s nothing wrong with gays making out in public… but dead people? Is that even legal?

Is This You?

On the Origin of Grandmas

They pinch your cheeks, knit you sweaters and feed you mountains of mashed potatoes. Is that why you’re still alive?

According to a 1997 survey from the American Journal of Sociology, fewer than 60% of U.S. women live within an hour’s drive of their parents, meaning that many grandparents have been relegated to matters of vacations, Christmases and birthday cards.

This peripheral role of grandparents is a relatively new phenomenon – especially for grandmothers. For thousands of years grandmothers helped with child care, domestic chores, even food gathering. In fact, anthropologists have argued that the effect of grandmotherly care on child survival was so potent that it shaped some of our most basic biology: menopause, cognitive decline, even longevity itself.

These evolutionary benefits of grandmothering evaporate when grandmas no longer live with (or near) their grandchildren. Studies have also suggested that only youthful grandparents provide discernible benefits to child health. So as the distance between grandparents and children grows, both in geography and in age, does this spell the end to the grandmother effect?  READ MORE

Let’s See Uncle Annie Get Out Of This One!

Ann Coulter on CNBC Show: Jews Need ‘Perfecting’

Appearing on Donny Deutsch’s CNBC show, “The Big Idea,” on Monday night, columnist/author Ann Coulter suggested that the U.S. would be a better place if there weren’t any Jewish people and that they had “perfected” themselves into — Christians.

It led Deutsch to suggest that surely he couldn’t mean that, and when she insisted she did, he said this sounded “anti-Semitic.”

Check Out This Video Of Antagonistic Annie HERE

10-12 (CNN) Author Anne Coulter has raised more than a few eyebrows with her latest remarks. During an interview with CNBC, the columnist and author made a comment about jews. Carol Costello has the story.

And this thing calls itself a “practicing christian”… You know what gives me brain farts?… Trying to picture this thing anywhere on a Sunday morning except crawling out of some basement tranny bar in Soho smelling like sweat, cigarettes and bathroom spritz machine Jean Nate´.

Is this creature representative of Christianity’s mainstream now?.. My shaky commitment to the organized religion of my ancestors is even more in doubt if that’s the case… At any rate… I happen to like my Jewish friends in their “un-perfected” state just fine… I look forward to the day Annie finally… on some tv show no less… falls down foaming at the mouth and biting herself… And I hope her “All Occasion” li’l black dress hikes up to show the world her “biggest secret”. There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that this undead creature is the love slave of Dick Cheney and sleeps hanging upside down from the rafters of the “undisclosed bunker.”

Somebody… please put this rabid ferret out of my misery!

MY ODE TO ANN COULTER:

That Ann-I-Am, that Ann-I-Am… I do not like that Ann-I-Am!

And I would put her in a box and I would make her eat some Lox.

And I would throw her from a plane and hope she lands before a train.

The loot she rakes in from her books… She doesn’t use to fix her looks.

She only owns that one black dress…It’s old! It reeks!… It’s such a mess!

She spews such hate, such filth, such slime… Her 15 minutes!.. It’s almost time.

If I could have one wish to pick… To see… if “she”… does have…a D**k!

Today’s Insults

You should wear glasses, then you could see the faces people pull when they see you coming - unknown

Your sister is so fat her Levi’s don’t say 501, they say 747. – anonymous

Your aunt is so fat she’s on both sides of the family. – unknown

I know your trying to insult me, but I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging – anon