Today’s Insults

She’s seen more ceilings than Michelangelo – unknown

He’s as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar. – anonymous

Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in? – anon

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled. – unknown

Animals Making Whoopie… Do We Look Like That?!?

Somebody Took A Lot Of Pics… Go HERE

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Show Her How Much You Love Her!

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Names of Things You Never Knew Had Names

AGLET – The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace.

CHANKING – Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits.

COLUMELLA NASI – The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils.

OCTOTHORPE – The symbol `#’ on a telephone handset. Bell Labs’ engineer Don Macpherson created the word in the 1960s by combining octo-, as in eight, with the name of one of his favourite athletes, 1912 Olympic decathlon champion Jim Thorpe.

PHOSPHENES – The lights you see when you close your eyes hard. Technically the luminous impressions are due to the excitation of the retina caused by pressure on the eyeball.

SNORKEL BOX – A mailbox with a protruding receiver to allow people to deposit mail without leaving their cars. (Well… I guess any postal worker or mailman would know this one.)

I lived in Thailand for a while some years back… Here is a neat little blog by a person who currently lives there.

making like Cain

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Making Like Cain