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MAN HELD OVER GIANT L.A. BRUSH FIRE
TUNA BITING OFF WASHINGTON COAST
THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR
FARMER BILL DIES IN HOUSE
MAN HELD OVER GIANT L.A. BRUSH FIRE
TUNA BITING OFF WASHINGTON COAST
THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR
FARMER BILL DIES IN HOUSE