Remember me saying that there are some obituaries that I look forward to reading?… Here’s One…

Prosecutor jailed on child sex charges commits suicide

J.D. Roy Atchison, the federal prosecutor from Florida who was jailed two weeks ago after allegedly flying to Detroit to have sex with a child, committed suicide, authorities said today.

He hanged himself this morning at the federal prison in Milan, where he was taken after trying to commit suicide last month at Sanilac County Jail, authorities said.

Officials said Atchison, 53, of Gulf Breeze, Fla., had been housed in solitary confinement and was under close supervision, adding that he had shown no signs of despondency. (READ MORE)

Federal Prosecutor Arrested In Child Sex Sting

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Lawyer of the Day: John David R. Atchison

And it gets worse:

The detective, acting as the child’s mother, allegedly arranged a sexual encounter between Atchison and her 5-year-old daughter, police said….The undercover detective expressed concern about physical injury to the 5-year-old girl as a result of the sexual activity. Detectives said Atchison responded, ” I am always gentle and loving; not to worry, no damage ever, no rough stuff ever. I only like it soft and nice.”

Wanna See Some Really Big Holes?

Mirny diamond mine, Siberia

This Hole in the World  holds the title of largest open diamond mine in the world. at 1722 feet deep with a top diameter of 3937 feet… there’s even a no-fly zone above the hole due to a few helicopters being sucked in.

Courtesy of Deputydog

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: “People Get Abortions For Superficial Reasons”

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Liz is Very, Very sure of herself and stands by her convictions… But looking at the pics… Don’t you think that Babs might think otherwise?

Girlspeak To English Dictionary

Read To Save Your Life

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And Furthermore!

What Women Say, What Men Hear, and What Women Really Mean

Mankind has been plagued by many things throughout the history of the human race; famine, disease, poverty, and locusts, just to name a few. But never has mankind found a greater challenge than that from womankind. Men are generally incapable of understanding things that are seemingly second nature to women, things like love, compassion, and remembering to feed the children. But all hope is not lost- through my years I have learned to translate the things that women say into words that men can understand. This knowledge is invaluable, and I shall bestow it upon you now.

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All women look like this when they get older. Fat, pissed off, and wearing an outfit comprised entirely of leather. Run. Run as fast as you can and don’t look back.

Since I’m On A Roll… This One From Grumpy Old Bitches Cracked Me Up!

What’s happening to me?

What in the hell was God/Goddess thinking?

I mean really?

My ass has dropped and spread, while at the same time managed to crawl up my back.

My arms flop and sway, and HANG.

My thighs, hrumph, I wont go there.

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And THIS ONE had to be sent in by my wife!!!