Check Out Lisa’s Dilemma…

Ever Have One Of These Days?…

Just Can’t Get Through The Door

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

How’s He Gonna Explain This To His Wife?

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The President Got Mad Because Bill Got To Be A Babe Yesterday… Soooo….

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What Gets Me Is That He Got The Same Idiot Twice!

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Finland?!? Who Knew?

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Advertising People… God Bless ‘Em…

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Sun And Moon Over The North Pole…

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This is the sunset at the North Pole with the moon at its closest point to earth.
Notice also the sun below the moon.