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Trilobis… One Cool Boat… If Any LCO Reader Has One Of These… Please Invite Me For A Cruise!!!

Trilobis 65 has been designed on four separate levels connected by a spiraling staircase.

The top level is 3.5 metres above
sea level. The next level is at 1.4 metres above sea level and hosts the daylight zone with all services and allowing outdoor access. The third level is situated at 0.8 metre below sea level, semi-submerged, and is devoted to the night-time zone. At 3.0 metres below sea level, totally submerged, there is the underwater observation bulb, an intimate and mediative place.

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Problem Solving WorkSheet… Tape Under The Hood Of Your Car… And Above Your Computer Screen-

If Only!

And I Thought “The Club” Was Inconvenient…

Tranh From San Diego Is Insulted That Vietnamese-Americans Are Being Left Out Of The Insulting Jokes Category And Presents This Vietnamese – English Translator…

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. – Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man – Dum Gai Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni Your price is too high!!! – No Bai Dam Ding!! Did you go to the beach? – Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Ni I think you need a facelift – Chin Tu Fat It`s very dark in here – Wai So Dim? Has your flight been delayed? – Hao Long Wei Ting? That was an unauthorized execution – Lin Ching I thought you were on a diet – Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow away zone – No Pah King Do you know lyrics to the Macarena? – Wai Yu Sing Dum Song? You are not very bright – Yu So Dum I got this for free – Ai No Pei I am not guilty – Wai Hang Mi? Please, stay a while longer – Wai Go Nao? Meeting was scheduled for next week – Wai You Kum Nao They have arrived – Hia Dei Kum Stay out of sight – Lei Lo He`s cleaning his automobile – Wa Shing Ka He is a fat man – Wun Fat Gai

Russian Condom Shortage…

George Bush received a call from Russian President Putin. He says to Bush, “Our largest condom factory has exploded. They are my people’s favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!”

“Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,” replied President Bush.

“I do need your help,” said Putin. “Could you send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?”

“Why certainly! I’ll get right on it,” said Bush.

“Oh, and one more small favor, please?” said Putin.

“Yes?” said Bush.

“Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10″ long and 2″ in diameter?” said Putin.

“No problem,” replied the President.

Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those stupid Americans will fall for anything.

George Bush hung up and called the CEO of a condom company “I need a favor.. Can you send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia?”

“Consider it done,” replied the CEO of the condom company.

“Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10″ long and 2″ in diameter.”

“Easily done. Anything else?”

“Yeah,” said the President, “Print MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE: SMALL” on each one.