To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what ‘tenjewberrymuds’ means by the end of the conversation.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): “Morrin. Roon sirbees.”
Guest (G): “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”
RS: “Rye. Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??”
G: “Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs.”
RS: “Ow July den?”
RS: “Ow July den?…pryed, boyud, poochd?”
G : “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please.”
RS: “Ow July dee baykem? Crease?”
G: “Crisp will be fine.”
RS : “Hokay. An Sahn toes?”
RS:”An toes. July Sahn toes?”
G: “I don’t think so.”
RS: “No? Judo wan sahn toes??”
G: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo wan sahn toes’ means.”
RS: “Toes! toes!…Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?”
G: “English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine.
Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”
RS: “We bodder?”
G: “No…just put the bodder on the side.”
RS: “Wad! ?”
G: “I mean butter…just put it on the side.”
G: “Excuse me?”
G: “Yes. Coffee, please, and that’s all.”
RS: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy….rye??”
G: “Whatever you say.”
G : “You’re very welcome.”
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Citizenship Test… This One Ain’t Very PC… But It Cracked Me Up!… Besides.. It Came From My Friend Juan=
The officer said, “Pedro, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test.
Unless you pass it you cannot enter the U.S. as a citizen”
Pedro said, “I am ready.”
The officer said, “Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink, and green.”
Pedro thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister Officer, I am ready.”
The officer said, “Go ahead.”
Pedro said, “The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up and say Yellow, this is Pedro.”
Needless to say, Pedro now lives in a neighborhood near you!