Big Girl Beats Down Smaller Girl – OK… So You’re Beating The Snot Out Of Me!.. But, Do You Have To Lecture Me All The Way Through It?!?!

I Have Had 90% Of This Conversation With My Mother In Law!

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what ‘tenjewberrymuds’ means by the end of the conversation.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): “Morrin. Roon sirbees.”

Guest (G): “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”

RS: “Rye. Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??”

G: “Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs.”

RS: “Ow July den?”

G: “What??”

RS: “Ow July den?…pryed, boyud, poochd?”

G : “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?

Sorry, scrambled please.”

RS: “Ow July dee baykem? Crease?”

G: “Crisp will be fine.”

RS : “Hokay. An Sahn toes?”

G: “What?”

RS:”An toes. July Sahn toes?”

G: “I don’t think so.”

RS: “No? Judo wan sahn toes??”

G: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo wan sahn toes’ means.”

RS: “Toes! toes!…Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?”

G: “English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine.

Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”

RS: “We bodder?”

G: “No…just put the bodder on the side.”

RS: “Wad! ?”

G: “I mean butter…just put it on the side.”

RS: “Copy?”

G: “Excuse me?”

RS: “Copy…tea…meel?”

G: “Yes. Coffee, please, and that’s all.”

RS: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy….rye??”

G: “Whatever you say.”

RS: “Tenjewberrymuds.”

G : “You’re very welcome.”

Remember This Picture?.. Turns Out To Be A Hoax…

sunset AK

Like a lot of people (including NASA)… I thought that this was a legit pic… So I posted it HERE… Turns out it was created by an artist named Inga Nielson… You can see her stuff HERE … Even better… You Too can create fantastic landscapes with the same program Inga uses… It’s called Terragen™ and it’s free for Windows and Mac.

Warning to all dog owners: Watch your dog!


Citizenship Test… This One Ain’t Very PC… But It Cracked Me Up!… Besides.. It Came From My Friend Juan=

The officer said, “Pedro, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test.

Unless you pass it you cannot enter the U.S. as a citizen”

Pedro said, “I am ready.”

The officer said, “Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink, and green.”

Pedro thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister Officer, I am ready.”

The officer said, “Go ahead.”

Pedro said, “The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up and say Yellow, this is Pedro.”

Needless to say, Pedro now lives in a neighborhood near you!