This Guy Survives Being Shot At Point Blank Range

This Is A Pretty Picture… But It Can’t Be Easy Getting Up To Those Fields…

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Quotes On Sex…

  • Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. -   Woody Allen
  • Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. – Rodney Dangerfield
  • There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. – Lynn Lavner
  • Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
  • My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. – Jack Nicholson
  • See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams

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Quotes By Woody Allen…

  1. “My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
  2. “The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty”
  3. “Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it’s fantastic.”
  4. “I’ve often said: the only thing standing between me and greatness… is me.”
  5. “I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
  6. “If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
  7. “Life is like a concentration camp… you can’t leave without dying.”
  8. “I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”
  9. “I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.”
  10. “Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.”
  11. “Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.”
  12. “Basically, my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.”
  13. “It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

Plush Pee & Poop… Is There Really A Market For This Stuff?!? And If So… Who The Heck Is Buying This Stuff?

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Hate Your Neighbors?… Do Your Neighbors Hate You?

I Asked Her To Pick Up Some Meat On The Way Home…

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