MHI = Mad’s Hooker Index… This DC Cab Driver Gauges The Strength Of The Economy By The Number Of High End Hookers He Drives Around Washington D.C.-
MHI stands for Mad’s Hooker Index: As a professional DC cab driver and an ex-mathematician I have created my own way of weighing in the country’s state of the economy by the frequency of rides I offer to my hooker clients and their customers. Things are so bad out there even the highly in demand lovely friend of mine the one legged hooker is not keeping me busy lately and on the other side of the coin, armed robberies are way up, you just don’t read about them unless somebody gets hurt. I am talking about robberies all over the city including Georgetown, Adams Morgan, Chevy Chase and Tenelytown.
READ MORE HERE – Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie