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Poor Annie! Her Man Found Out She Was A Man Too!… And All This Time He Thought That That Was A Strap-On She Was Using On Him!
Coulter and Stein’s relationship was one for the ages. As in all great love stories, the two came from different worlds: He was a former City Council president and Democrat, she was the author of, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans. Coulter gave Stein complexity. Stein gave Coulter a soul. Their heady two-and-a-half-month courtship kept us all in thrall. Why couldn’t they work it out? “We split because of irreconcilable differences,” Stein told the Post. But really — shouldn’t he have known that going in? Who doesn’t have irreconcilable differences with Ann Coulter?
She Kept Trying To “Perfect” Him…
I Wonder If The Kitchen Crew Put Any “Surprises” In Her Meal?… This Is Like Hitler Eating At A Kosher Restaurant.
Ann Coulter: On the Gay Circuit in West Hollywood
Rick Jacobs on HuffingtonPost
We had dinner last night at Murano, a new West Hollywood restaurant, owned by gay circuit party promoter Jeffrey Sanker, and lesbian night club owners Robin Gans and Sandy Sachs. It’s a visually stunning space, straight lines, whites and reds accented by brilliant Murano glass chandeliers (hence the name of the restaurant). It’s right at home within eyeshot of West Hollywood’s Pacific Design Center, clearly appealing in a neighborhood of gay clubs, bars and restaurants.
Toward the end of dinner, one of my companions insisted that the painfully thin, emotive, long blond haired thing in a small black dress with nearly exposed bosoms was none other than Ann Coulter. I did not believe him. Why would Ann Coulter, who hates homosexuals, go to dinner at gay ground zero? Why would she spend her hard earned gay-bashing royalties to enrich Jeffrey Sanker and otherwise support gay-owned businesses?
Wonkette and Maxim Have Ganged Up On Ann Coulter! The Comments Are Hilarious!
In a recent conversation with Donny Deutsch, cold-fish Coulter claimed the country would be better off without Jews. After a heated debate, she conceded that keeping them around might be tolerable if they were “perfected.” Who died and made her Führer? Here are our suggestions for a new and improved Adolf Coulter.
How will the hard-living old gal finally complete Hitler’s Dream? She’s going to convert all the poor lost Jews to her religion. (Christianity, apparently. Who knew?)
We assume all the people who are so excited about nuking Iran because Ahmadinejad is one of those holocaust-denier nutcases will immediately call for the U.S. to bomb Ann Coulter — or at least boycott Coulter and any teevee station that lets her on the air and any book store that sells her terrific books, right? Right?
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This Video Is Proof That You Can Walk Out Your Front Door And End Up Dead…
Wind Blows Down Chimney… Lands On And Kills Innocent Woman –
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More Helpful Hints… Copy And Paste Into Your Man Bible.
The 5 Most Dangerous Question A Woman Can Ask A Man … And The Prescribed And Annotated Answers… Men …Learn These!!! Ladies… Click HERE
- 1. What are you thinking about?
- 2. Do you love me?
- 3. Do I look fat in this?
- 4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
- 5. What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is that each one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e. tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.
- Question #1: What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is: “I‘m sorry if I‘ve been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you.”
This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following: a. “Football.” b. “Golf.” c. “How fat you are.” d. “How I would spend the insurance money if you died.”
Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, “If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!”
- Question #2: Do you love me?
The proper response is: “Yes!” or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, “Yes, dear.”
Inappropriate responses include: a. “Oh yeah, sh*tloads.” b. “Would it make you feel better if I said yes?” c. “That depends on what you mean by love.” d. “Does it matter?” e. “Who, me?”
- Question #3: Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic: “Of course not!”
Incorrect answers are: a. “Compared to what?” b. “I wouldn‘t call you fat, but you‘re not exactly thin.” c. “A little extra weight looks good on you.” d. “I‘ve seen fatter.” e. “Sorry, what did you say? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.”
- Question #4: Do you think she‘s prettier than me?
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: “Of course not!”
Incorrect responses include: a. “Yes, but you have a better personality.” b. “Not prettier, but definitely thinner.” c. “Not as pretty as you when you were her age.” d. “Define pretty.” e. “Sorry what did you say? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.”
- Question #5: What would you do if I died?
A definite no-win question. (The real answer, of course, is “Buy a Ferrari and a boat.”)
No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along these lines:
Woman: Would you get married again?
Man: Definitely not!
Woman: Why not — don‘t you like being married?
Man: Of course I do.
Woman: Then why wouldn‘t you remarry?
Man: Okay, I‘d get married again.
Woman: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)
Man: (audible groan)
Woman: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Man: Where else would we sleep?
Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Woman: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
Man: She can‘t use them — she‘s left-handed.
Woman: (silence)
Man: She‘s left-handed….
Woman: (silence)
Man: Shit.
Old Lady Parishiner And The Preacher Trade Blows…
It seems that the pastor has been mishandling church funds and not only do the church trustees change the locks on the church… But one of the old church ladies whacks him one… It gets better… The preacher whacks her back! All in front of news cameras… Hilarious!
I Had A Whole Raft Of Stuff To Beat Up On Ann Coulter With For Monday… But I Read That Her Father Died Friday…
Sooo… I’m giving her a break for today… I’ve got a more important rant to get out anyway…
But I’m not letting up on Ol’ Uncle Annie… Just showing a hint of the decency that she finds so foreign… I hear she couldn’t even resist being a prick while giving her father’s eulogy.
I’ll be looking into that info to see if I can add another item to the broadside I’ve got lined up for the hateful wretch… Seems s(he) can’t even be civil at her own father’s funeral. Even so… Truce for today Annie… I’ll be on you like cold on ice tomorrow.
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Gulf War Veterans Stressed Out… 121 Killings At Home So Far…
I wrote Essays/Rants on this subject back in March and April of 2007 … And I was wondering why OJ got locked up this past weekend!!… The NY Times released it’s story!! It’s like I keep telling Ya!… Whenever OJ gets trotted onto your TV screen… Be Suspicious!! Of course the price of gold hitting $900 an ounce almost made the news also… Let’s get the writer’s strike over with!… We need Distractions!!
This is a SERIOUS Problem… We will see a lot more of this…
OUR VETS ARE TOO BUSY TRYING TO STAY ALIVE AND KEEP THEIR SANITY -
WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY’RE SUPPORTED WHEN THEY COME HOME!
GET A HOLD OF YOUR LEGISLATOR… TELL ‘EM TO GET BUSY!
The New York Times found 121 cases in which veterans of Iraq and Afghanistan committed a killing in this country, or were charged with one, after their return from war. In many of those cases, combat trauma and the stress of deployment — along with alcohol abuse, family discord and other attendant problems — appear to have set the stage for a tragedy that was part destruction, part self-destruction.
Three-quarters of these veterans were still in the military at the time of the killing. More than half the killings involved guns, and the rest were stabbings, beatings, strangulations and bathtub drownings. Twenty-five offenders faced murder, manslaughter or homicide charges for fatal car crashes resulting from drunken, reckless or suicidal driving.
Town by town across the country, headlines have been telling similar stories. Lakewood, Wash.: “Family Blames Iraq After Son Kills Wife.” Pierre, S.D.: “Soldier Charged With Murder Testifies About Postwar Stress.” Colorado Springs: “Iraq War Vets Suspected in Two Slayings, Crime Ring.”
Individually, these are stories of local crimes, gut-wrenching postscripts to the war for the military men, their victims and their communities. Taken together, they paint the patchwork picture of a quiet phenomenon, tracing a cross-country trail of death and heartbreak.
There Are Geniuses… And Then There Are Real, True, 100% Solid Gold, Pure Un-Freakin Adulterated… GENIUSES!!!!
And The Worst Part Is… They’re Old Enough To Breed!! We have to drive on the same highways as these guys!… They want to marry your daughter! Worse yet… Somebody’s daughters love them!!.. And I’ll bet a weeks pay that at least one of ‘em is a politician or high ranking executive!
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It’s Joke Sunday!!
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I’ve slept with dozens of them.” His wife looked at him calmly and said, “Why do you think I gave you the poison?”
The Importance Of Paying Attention!!
A small bottle containing urine sat upon the desk of Sir William Osler, the eminent professor of medicine at Oxford University. Sitting before him was a class full of young, wide-eyed medical students, listening to his lecture on the importance of observing details. To emphasize his point, Sir Osler announced: “This bottle contains a urine sample for analysis. It`s often possible by tasting it to determine the disease from which the patient suffers.”
He then dipped a finger into the fluid and brought it into his mouth. He continued speaking: “Now I am going to pass the bottle around. Each of you please do exactly as I did. Perhaps we can learn the importance of this technique and diagnose the case.”
The bottle made it`s way from row to row, each student gingerly poking his finger in and bravely sampling the contents with a frown.
Dr Osler then retrieved the bottle and startled his students by saying: “Gentlemen, now you will understand what I mean when I speak about details. Had you been observant, you would have seen that I put my INDEX FINGER in the bottle but my MIDDLE FINGER into my mouth!”
