This Tunnel Is A Seriously Bad Luck Place…

Looks like this tunnel is THE place to be if you want to see serious wrecks on a regular basis…

Today’s Insults!..

  • He’s so dumb, he sits on the TV and watches the sofa.
  • You’re so ugly, when you go into the bank they turn off the surveillance cameras.
  • He’s a little too tall for his blood supply.
  • I haven’t been ignoring you; I’ve been prioritizing you.

Seen On A Bumper Sticker…

“I never thought I’d miss Nixon.”

A Potty Training Aid… Get One!

scary toilet

Priorities And Options…


A Few Truisms…Agree?

  1. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of “Smart”?
  2. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  3. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  4. I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
  5. If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
  6. Campers: Nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes.
  7. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
  8. Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
  9. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
  10. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
  11. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  12. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  13. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
  14. Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.
  15. If everything is coming your way, then you’re in the wrong lane.
  16. It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
  17. Honk if you like peace and quiet.
  18. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  19. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
  20. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  21. We are all part of the ultimate statistic—ten out of ten die.
  22. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
  23. Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!
  24. I intend to live forever. So far so good.
  25. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  26. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.