A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is Politics?”
“Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the People.
The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.”
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parent’s room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say’s to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.”
The father says, “Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.”
The little boy replies, “The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.”
You are a wickedly uncivilized fiend and a myopic, dull-witted patient on a ward of witless wanton wretches. – unknown
I feel sorry for you because you’re homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you. – anonymous
Is that your nose or did you inhale a cantaloupe? – anonymous
Nanny Goats In Panties?!?… Nanny Goats In Panties?!?… Sounds like someplace some of our kinkier readers might have on their Stumble -List.
Stop drooling on your keyboard… NGIP is a site I’ve been wandering through for a few days now… And it’s funny… Wicked funny!
NGIP’s stated purpose is: “Eliminating all hope for world peace… One post at a time” .. That works for me.
Looks like Margaret takes a lot of her own pics… Like this one:
There’s a story here too… in case you’re interested…
Anyway… Pop on over to Nanny Goats In Panties and get your chuckle on.