Does Your Keyboard Look Like This?…

filthy keyboard

dirty keyboard 1

Do You Type Like This?…

rubber gloves

Here’s Somebody’s Chia Pet Keyboard…

Chia pet keyboard

Chia pet keyboard1

Do Those Look Like Pot Plants?…

Here’s Some Tips On How To Clean The Silly Things…

WTF?!?… Oh Wait… Maybe It’s A Ladies Room…

penis faucet

Or Maybe Not…

torso faucet

I Think I’ll Go Pee In The Parking Lot Bushes…

chop urinal

Records or CD’s?… How About MP3′s?… Which Is Better?

Most of my music is in CD’s… But I do prefer the sound of LP’s… Don’t like the work involved though… I can tell the difference with an MP3 though… And I don’t like it… And for a long trip I will play music stored at the higher quality modes… But for everyday driving around… I plug a thumb drive in that’s loaded with MP3′s.

From PopSci.com

Sorry, vinyl aficionados, but CDs most accurately capture the clarity of musical performances. If you look at the grooves of a standard long-play record, or LP, through a microscope, you’ll see that each is filled with what look like rolling hills. These are, in fact, an extremely close replication of the shape of the sound waves from the musician’s instrument. But because the needle that carves the groove is shaped slightly different than the needle that reads it, the LP will never sound exactly like the original performance. (Not to mention that changes in temperature and humidity warp vinyl over time.)

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I See Lighthouses… What Do You See?…

gummy lighthouses

Book Your Lady A Week At The Vagina Spa…

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First came the “medical spa,” or medi spa, offering dermatology services in a retail setting. The medi spa begat the dental spa, bringing tooth bleaching to storefronts nationwide. The dental spa begat the podiatry spa.

And now comes the first medi spa in Manhattan wholly dedicated to strengthening and grooming a woman’s genital area. Phit — short for pelvic health integrated techniques — is to open this month on East 58th Street.

In short… She can get her Hoo-Ha rejuvenated…

Speaking of Hoo-Ha’s… This calls for a video…

Can You Tell Somebody’s Race By Looking At Them?

Try Your Luck HERE

sorting races

Big Hint!!! … Click Directly On The Pictures To ENLARGE Them!!