Big Skeeters Ahead!..

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Still Can’t Finish That Rubik’s Cube?

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Try This One!!…

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10 Facts Of Life…

  1. The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
  2. When you try to prove to someone that something won’t work, it will.
  3. The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
  4. To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and will cost the most.
  5. If it’s not in the computer, it doesn’t exist.
  6. There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.
  7. For any given software, as soon as you master it, a new version of that software appears.
  8. The less intelligent the idea, and the person stating it, the more likely it will be funded.
  9. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep. (Don’t Ask How… Just Take My Word For It!)
  10. You probably don’t want to know what that smell is.

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This Is What I Call Some Serious Makeovers…

I Also Call This Serious Cases Of False Advertisement… Some Poor Schmuck Marries Her And The Kids Look Like The Real Her… He’s Gonna Think Somebody Was Fooling Around Or That They Switched Babies At The Hospital!!

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The Real Question Is… Can You Sue For False Advertisement?

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One More For The Road!!…

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Heard At A Workers Comp Trial…

  1. My head injuries have created a permanent increase in libido which has led to two affairs and has ruined my marriage.
  2. I chipped my tooth on a cookie while visiting a customer. I ran down the steps and when I got to the end, my feet wouldn’t stop.
  3. In performing the job of which I am capable, I didn’t know the machine was on and was showing my new helper what not to do and did.
  4. I inherited this occupational disease.
  5. Falling off the truck, I dislocated my pelvis and other male organs.