Los Cuatro Ojos

Hey! Who Said They Could Knock Down Shea Stadium?

This is a Massive WTF?!? moment for me… I didn’t know Shea Stadium was scheduled for demolition!.. I mean… I knew Yankee Stadium was coming down… And I choked on the disgust that that raised within me… What the hell are these people thinking?… My Grandma’s been a Yanks fan all of her life!… What about the history?!?… You frigging Dingbats!

But now… But Now… And how did I miss this one?… Shea Stadium too?!?… That’s where I saw my first pro game! I’m a Mets fan!… A largely inactive one… But a Mets fan nonetheless.

As far as I’m concerned… The City Of New York has officially sold out… They’ve ripped the soul of the city out.

This Sucks!!

A Pox On You And Yours… Any That Had To Do With This… This Travesty… This Abomination!… This miserable, offal eating, money grubbing, short sighted, history destroying, godforsaken madness!

Now I know how Gollum felt when Bilbo took away his “Precious”…

“We hates it!!! Hatesss it!….ForEver!!!!”

R.I.P. Shea

Citi Field?… I Hope You Choke On It!!!!

Boo! Hiss!!

Print Many… Post Everywhere…

Or… Lock Down Your Router…

Trees Eating Strange Things…

Medicines From The Past.. And Their Crazy Uses…

My Dear… If You Need Lysol To Clean Your Hoo-Ha… You have more than a simple feminine freshness issue!

Let’s Calm Down Those Terrible Two’s With A Slug Of Nembutal… This Stuff Is Also Known As Pentobarbital… Did Your Mom Use This On You?

Then There’s Good Ol’ Heroin… Good For What Ails Ya!… Notice This Stuff Is Sold By The Bayer Folks… That’s Right… The Aspirin Guys… This Stuff Was Legal Until 1924.

Grandpa Getting A Little Out Of Control?… A Little Hit Of Thorazine Should Do The Trick… I Wonder If I Can Get Some For Auntie? And Would It Be Cruel To Post Auntie Doing The Thorazine Shuffle?

If Mama’s Using Serpasil… Daddy’s Got Problems… Of Course, As Long As Mama Takes Her Meds…