Today’s Insults –
If you suveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you’d find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from the ‘Beverly Hillbillies’. — Dave Barry
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victems he intends to eat until he eats them. — Samuel Butler
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. — Finley Peter Dunne
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in Hamburger Technology. — Clive James