The Grumpy Old Bitches Offer A Take On Grown Kids At Home…
Why Women Eat Their Young:
There are five hung over people in my basement.
One is son.
Two are son’s friends.
Two are son’s friends’ girlfriends.
It’s okay to be hung over in my basement.
It is not okay to wake me up in the wee hours while you are striving for the hangover.
It is not okay to spill your beer on my sofa. No, not even if you’re that pity-inducing sort of girl whose eye-black looks more NFL than Avril Lavigne because you got a little weepy after you puked noisily in my bathroom and came out at three in the morning to be asked, “Who the hell are you and why are you puking in my bathroom?”
Information, Rants, Uncategorized | TheFourEyes October 21, 2007
