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Tranh From San Diego Is Insulted That Vietnamese-Americans Are Being Left Out Of The Insulting Jokes Category And Presents This Vietnamese – English Translator…
| Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. – Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man – Dum Gai Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni Your price is too high!!! – No Bai Dam Ding!! Did you go to the beach? – Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table – Ai Bang Mai Ni I think you need a facelift – Chin Tu Fat It`s very dark in here – Wai So Dim? Has your flight been delayed? – Hao Long Wei Ting? That was an unauthorized execution – Lin Ching I thought you were on a diet – Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow away zone – No Pah King Do you know lyrics to the Macarena? – Wai Yu Sing Dum Song? You are not very bright – Yu So Dum I got this for free – Ai No Pei I am not guilty – Wai Hang Mi? Please, stay a while longer – Wai Go Nao? Meeting was scheduled for next week – Wai You Kum Nao They have arrived – Hia Dei Kum Stay out of sight – Lei Lo He`s cleaning his automobile – Wa Shing Ka He is a fat man – Wun Fat Gai |
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Russian Condom Shortage…
George Bush received a call from Russian President Putin. He says to Bush, “Our largest condom factory has exploded. They are my people’s favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!”
“Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,” replied President Bush.
“I do need your help,” said Putin. “Could you send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?”
“Why certainly! I’ll get right on it,” said Bush.
“Oh, and one more small favor, please?” said Putin.
“Yes?” said Bush.
“Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10″ long and 2″ in diameter?” said Putin.
“No problem,” replied the President.
Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those stupid Americans will fall for anything.
George Bush hung up and called the CEO of a condom company “I need a favor.. Can you send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia?”
“Consider it done,” replied the CEO of the condom company.
“Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10″ long and 2″ in diameter.”
“Easily done. Anything else?”
“Yeah,” said the President, “Print MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE: SMALL” on each one.
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I Have Had 90% Of This Conversation With My Mother In Law!
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what ‘tenjewberrymuds’ means by the end of the conversation.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): “Morrin. Roon sirbees.”
Guest (G): “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”
RS: “Rye. Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??”
G: “Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs.”
RS: “Ow July den?”
G: “What??”
RS: “Ow July den?…pryed, boyud, poochd?”
G : “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please.”
RS: “Ow July dee baykem? Crease?”
G: “Crisp will be fine.”
RS : “Hokay. An Sahn toes?”
G: “What?”
RS:”An toes. July Sahn toes?”
G: “I don’t think so.”
RS: “No? Judo wan sahn toes??”
G: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo wan sahn toes’ means.”
RS: “Toes! toes!…Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?”
G: “English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine.
Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”
RS: “We bodder?”
G: “No…just put the bodder on the side.”
RS: “Wad! ?”
G: “I mean butter…just put it on the side.”
RS: “Copy?”
G: “Excuse me?”
RS: “Copy…tea…meel?”
G: “Yes. Coffee, please, and that’s all.”
RS: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy….rye??”
G: “Whatever you say.”
RS: “Tenjewberrymuds.”
G : “You’re very welcome.”
Remember This Picture?.. Turns Out To Be A Hoax…
Like a lot of people (including NASA)… I thought that this was a legit pic… So I posted it HERE… Turns out it was created by an artist named Inga Nielson… You can see her stuff HERE … Even better… You Too can create fantastic landscapes with the same program Inga uses… It’s called Terragen™ and it’s free for Windows and Mac.
Citizenship Test… This One Ain’t Very PC… But It Cracked Me Up!… Besides.. It Came From My Friend Juan=
The officer said, “Pedro, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test.
Unless you pass it you cannot enter the U.S. as a citizen”
Pedro said, “I am ready.”
The officer said, “Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink, and green.”
Pedro thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister Officer, I am ready.”
The officer said, “Go ahead.”
Pedro said, “The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up and say Yellow, this is Pedro.”
Needless to say, Pedro now lives in a neighborhood near you!
Polar Bears Eat Dogs… Right?
See For Yourself HERE
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This Fine Example Of A Saudi Arabian Husband Tosses His Wife Out The Window For Talking To Another Guy…
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| Man throws his wife of the 2nd floor |
For Thursday… LCO Gives Tribute To The “Girl” Of Our Dreams.
Every once in a while… I have to vent my spleen by blasting away at things that just …irritate… me. And nothing irritates me more than the alien being hiding in plain sight that calls itself Ann Coulter. If ever there was a vile, witless, soulless cry for help let loose to prey upon peoples hypocritical tendencies… It is this… “Thing”… If there is a hell… Then this “person” is an escapee… More likely a reject.
Why don’t you go after folks like Bill O’Reilly or Hannity …Or Rush? People ask me…
Simple answer… Although they can be nasty and ignorant… At least those guys BELIEVE in what they say… Coulter hardly believes anything that comes out of her mouth… She does her hateful shtick strictly for profit.
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This Wretch Couldn’t Even Behave At “Her” Own Daddy’s Funeral… “She” Had To Make A Pathetic Squeak For Attention Even There…
S(he) goes after Ted Kennedy and John Edwards and unions and workers even as s(he) give “her” own father’s eulogy… I don’t even have to go after “her” on this one… Someone else beat me to it….
