Commandments… I’ve Never Seen These Two Before… But I Like ‘Em!!

  • It comes to this… By design… The Race of Man is half man and half beast… Thou art not beings of reason… But rather, beings capable of reason. There is much difference between the two… Exercise thy capabilities.
  • For everything there is a time: A time to live… A time to die…. A time for peace… A time for war… A time to create and a time to destroy…                  Learn to tell time.

Evolution At Work…

helping hand

Got Any Of This On Your Hard Drive?…

copying crap

Microsoft and Apple should give us one of these windows to let us know when we’re downloading or copying crap…

Talk About A Close Call!.. This Driver Almost… Oooo… I Don’t Want To Think About It…

I’m surprised that there’s not some kind of stain on that seat though…

near miss

We Are NOT Responsible For Damage To Your Car From Shopping Carts In Our Parking Lot…

cart damage

Dance Floor, Dancers, Power Club…

From HuffPo

Here’s the very cool part: the dance floor will be capable of generating 60% of the building’s electricity. The technology involves building a sprung floor and power generating blocks. The blocks are made of piezoelectric crystals which produce current when subjected to pressure. Dancers dance, blocks are squeezed and the current is fed into batteries used to electrify the nightclub. Don’t laugh, it is already being done in Rotterdam, Holland. It’s part of the programme for a new climate change organisation Club4Climate, set up by an enthusiastic entrepreneur who wants to open more eco-clubs in New York, Cape Town and Rio. Its motto: “All you have to do is dance to save the world”. :: Evening Standard

Parent Of The Year?… He’s Got My Vote…

Why do we let them breed!?!?

Idiot parent

Boobs For Barack… I Gotta Tell Ya… This Political Advertisement… I Like.

boobs for barack

Boobs for Barack

The Things People Send Me… Sheesh!

I know there are people who dig this stuff… But This just ain’t my cuppa tea… I went to the site that these came from (just for a laugh, you schmuck!) and came away with diarrhea.

BBW1BBW2BBW3

BBW4BBW5

Notice that I’m not classifying this as “Just Plain Silly” because I’m an “enlightened” individual… :-)

I Said That Last One Gave Me Diarrhea?… This One Made Me Projectile Vomit…

kiss bush

A Bit Under The Weather Today… Mama’s Keeping Me Inactive… See You Tomorrow.

sick husband

under the weather

sick rat

Today’s Insults…

“She’s a brassy, brazen witch on a mortgaged broomstick…a steamroller with cleats.”Walter Kerr

“If he became convinced tomorrow that coming out for cannibalism would get him the votes he needs, he would begin fattening a missionary in the White House backyard come Wednesday.”  – H. L. Mencken

I know you’re nobody’s fool… but maybe someone will adopt you.anonymous

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M.Unknown

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.anonymous

Raymond From ATL Sends These Chinese Signs…

LCO appreciates Raymond’s digging through the thousands of pics over at Engrish.com and consolidating them for your pleasure…The comments however… Are mine.

Personally… I like my dork deep fried with gravy…

braised dork

I’ve stayed at lots of hotels that should display this sign…

please don’t stay

Every time I fly.. I check in an alcoholic…

animals and alcoholics

I never trip when I’m drunken walking… I just fall down…

drunken walking

Sometimes… My testes do make my heart tinkle!

testes heart tinkle

Yeah… Well… Uh… Maybe A Little Bean Curd…
woof buffet

I’m sure my mother shops here…

unsightly and peculiar

Do Horsebeans taste anything like Horsemuffins?…

Horsebeans

I’d beat my kids for touching this one…

crap your hands elmo

Starbucks Is Getting Into Cigars…

Starbutts

Bet I Can Find This Place Without A Map…

Hard Times

I thought I was the only one abusing…

plastic bag abuse

Plants Have Feelings Too…

lettuce in pain

The Lettuce Here Screams…

very suspicios

I Am Refused On Sooo Many Levels!

Everybody excluded

At Least It’s Not “WooF” …

a vegetable

Yeah… Go Somewhere Else And Die… You Bum!

No Dying

Uh…. Yeah… Right…

canned water

I Don’t Know About You… But I feel Discriminated Against… Ho’s Get Their Own Entrance And Nerd Bloggers Do Not…

Ho Entrance

I usually eat Robster on my anniversary…

robster

Yay!… I get a seat!…I’m “crippie”…

sick and crippie

How can you not “blench” if you use only chlorine?

don’t blench

And Maybe Tastes Like Cat?…

look like squirrel

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George Carlin’s Take On Death… R.I.P. George… We’ll Miss You…

It’s nine minutes long… But it’s hilarious… In George’s Truthful Way…

Not Exactly Safe For Work… Language.

This sign should be standard issue …EVERYWHERE!!

no farting

Please Throw Your Trash In The Can… Or Else!

Those Thais can be murder!

please thai

Personally… I Think We’ve Got Overkill Going On Here…

backup plan

Expose My Man Boobs In The Snow… Not My Idea Of A Fun Day…

man boobs

There’s A Little Christian Love For Ya…

I’m sure he’s REALLY proud of you sweetie…

christian love

Do You Know What A Johnny 5 Is?

See The Urban Dictionary to find out.

Are You A Skleege?… Do you know one?

Have You ever F’luffed? … I hate that.

Are You an R&S regular?

What’s your T Hong count?

I admit that D Gas is my usual state…

Is your sister married to a M*U*T*T *?

But seriously… I thought that THIS was a Johnny 5 …

johnny 5

Is This What We’d Call Irony?

Not sure what his point is… But I think get it….

irony

How’d You Like To Wake Up To This?…

These Caterpillars Have Coated Everything With Silk…

caterpillars

click to enlarge…

If Anybody Gets To The Olympics… Pick Me Up One Of These…

Please!

The Body Snatchers Of Thailand…

They race to the site of any accident… Then they rescue you … Or they pick up your pieces…

Ball Vs. Balls… Ouch!

ball vs balls

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