A Joke Contest!
Say No To Crack has jokes… lots of jokes… In fact… They’ve got a contest going..,. Here’s a few:
1. An Irishman walks out of a bar.
2. So a baby seal walks into a club…
3. Bear walks into a bar, says to the bartender “Gimme a drink”…
The bartender says “hey, we don’t serve animals in here”…
The bear says “gimme a drink or I’ll eat this woman right here”…
The bartender still refuses, and the bear eats the woman right up. “Gimme a drink, now”, he says.
The bartender, steadfast, says “we don’t serve animals, and we certainly don’t serve animals on drugs.”
The bear seems taken aback, “on drugs?”
The bartender: “Well, that was a bar bitch you ate”…
(read the last line out loud if you don’t get it)…
Read ‘em all HERE
Cool Stuff, Jokes | TheFourEyes July 4, 2008
