Heard At A Workers Comp Trial…

  1. My head injuries have created a permanent increase in libido which has led to two affairs and has ruined my marriage.
  2. I chipped my tooth on a cookie while visiting a customer. I ran down the steps and when I got to the end, my feet wouldn’t stop.
  3. In performing the job of which I am capable, I didn’t know the machine was on and was showing my new helper what not to do and did.
  4. I inherited this occupational disease.
  5. Falling off the truck, I dislocated my pelvis and other male organs.

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