Advance Pics Of The Olympic Opening Ceremonies…

Corkscrew-Balloon has exclusive shots of China’s Opening Ceremony dress rehearsals…

See Them HERE

It’s The Bataphant!

bataphant

Wii Pii… Tell Me That This IS NOT Real!…

Wii Pii

There’s A Right Way And A Wrong Way…

rightway wrong way

Does Your Local Safeway Carry These?…

penis pasta

Times Are Tough All Over…

New job

This Book Is Actually Available On Amazon…

What I want to know is… Why was there a need for a 2nd edition

How to shit in the woods

Was there a change in the protocol? 

From DamnInteresting

Just outside Butte, Montana lies a pit of greenish poison a mile and a half wide and over a third of a mile deep. The water became as acidic as lemon juice, creating a toxic brew of heavy metal poisons including arsenic, lead, and zinc. No fish live there, and no plants line the shores. There aren’t even any insects buzzing about. The Berkeley Pit had become one of the deadliest places on earth, too toxic even for microorganisms. Or so it was thought.

In 1995, an analytic chemist named William Chatham saw something unusual in the allegedly lifeless lake: a small clump of green slime floating on the water’s surface. He snagged a sample and brought it to biologist Grant Mitman at the nearby Montana Tech campus of the University of Montana, where Mitman found to his amazement that the goop was a mass of single-celled algae. This makes it a classic example of an extremophile.

Euglena mutabilisEuglena mutabilis

Extremophiles are organisms that can tolerate and even thrive in environments that will destroy most other living things. Some can even repair their own damaged DNA, a trait which makes them extremely interesting to cancer researchers.

Read More HERE

Hey! Who Said They Could Knock Down Shea Stadium?

This is a Massive WTF?!? moment for me… I didn’t know Shea Stadium was scheduled for demolition!.. I mean… I knew Yankee Stadium was coming down… And I choked on the disgust that that raised within me… What the hell are these people thinking?… My Grandma’s been a Yanks fan all of her life!… What about the history?!?… You frigging Dingbats!

But now… But Now… And how did I miss this one?… Shea Stadium too?!?… That’s where I saw my first pro game! I’m a Mets fan!… A largely inactive one… But a Mets fan nonetheless.

As far as I’m concerned… The City Of New York has officially sold out… They’ve ripped the soul of the city out.

This Sucks!!

A Pox On You And Yours… Any That Had To Do With This… This Travesty… This Abomination!… This miserable, offal eating, money grubbing, short sighted, history destroying, godforsaken madness!

Now I know how Gollum felt when Bilbo took away his “Precious”…

gollum“We hates it!!! Hatesss it!….ForEver!!!!”

Shea StadiumR.I.P. Shea

Citi Field?… I Hope You Choke On It!!!!

Citi FieldBoo! Hiss!!

Print Many… Post Everywhere…

Or… Lock Down Your Router…

Get Your Own Network

Trees Eating Strange Things…

tree eats headstone

Tree Eats Fence

Medicines From The Past.. And Their Crazy Uses…

My Dear… If You Need Lysol To Clean Your Hoo-Ha… You have more than a simple feminine freshness issue!

Lysol Douche

Let’s Calm Down Those Terrible Two’s With A Slug Of Nembutal… This Stuff Is Also Known As Pentobarbital… Did Your Mom Use This On You?

Nembutal for babies

Then There’s Good Ol’ Heroin… Good For What Ails Ya!… Notice This Stuff Is Sold By The Bayer Folks… That’s Right… The Aspirin Guys… This Stuff Was Legal Until 1924.

Bayer Heroin

Grandpa Getting A Little Out Of Control?… A Little Hit Of Thorazine Should Do The Trick… I Wonder If I Can Get Some For Auntie? And Would It Be Cruel To Post Auntie Doing The Thorazine Shuffle?

Thorazine for grandpa

If Mama’s Using Serpasil… Daddy’s Got Problems… Of Course, As Long As Mama Takes Her Meds…

Serpasil

I Expect My Kids To Fly In One These…

See More Flapping Wing Flyers HERE

click 3 Times to see amazing detail!!

Remote Control Dragonfly

WowWee, an Optimal Group company announced that its award-winning FlyTechTM Dragonfly has been named one of TIME Magazine’s “Best Inventions of the Year.” The FlyTech Dragonfly, which is the world’s first radio-controlled flying insect to use flapping wings, was named under the “Aircraft” category in the November 12th issue of TIME magazine.

Read MORE about Ornithopters… Including Manned and Realistic looking ones for spaying…

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See Lots More HERE

This Is What’s On My iTunes… See Anything You Like?…

screen shot

A High Speed Submarine…

Here’s A Hybrid Speedboat/Submarine… I LIKE It!!

hyper sub

From PopSci.com 

Nautical engineers have long dreamed of a craft that could race across wave tops like a speedboat and seconds later dive beneath them like a submarine. But crossing the two breeds presents a catch-22: Subs need heft to sink, but speedboats need to be lightweight to go fast. With an investment of nearly $2 million and years of research, former auto-shop owner Reynolds Marion of Lake City, Florida, has finally hit on a solution, a machine he’s dubbed the Hyper-Submersible Powerboat. When complete, it will reach speeds of up to 45 mph and dive down to 1,200 feet.

He’s A Real Two Faced S.O.B…

Two faced

Talk About A Tall Cold One!..

I’m usually thinking of something else when I want a tall cold one…

snow penis

Mother Of The Year…

grand canyon push

Looks Like The Poor Kid’s Been Cluster Bombed…

Pidgeon poop bomber

Excedrin Headache #99…

diver head smash

I’ll Let You Supply Your Own Caption For This One…

Butt Sniffer

I’m sure this is one of my former co-workers…

Mama And I Had A Bit Of A Disagreement This Morning… She’s Still Mad…

Snow Leopard

The 5000 Year Embrace…

This couple was unearthed in Italy… They’ve Been In This Embrace For 5000 Years… Closest thing I’ve ever seen to eternal love…

5000 year embrace

This Has Got To Be PhotoShopped!

Do You See What I See?… Including the Arabian Peninsula?

Eurafrica Beer

I Just Can’t Seem To Get Comfortable Today…