Top 12 Bumper Stickers
12. I Hate Coffee–It Keeps Me Awake at Work.
11. Suicide is a way of telling God ‘you can’t fire me, I QUIT!’
10. A fool and his money are soon partying
9. Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them
8. I have a problem with drinking… two hands and only one mouth
7. Give Blood Play Hockey
6. Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter
5. I may be fat but you’re ugly, and I can lose weight.
4. Forget about world peace…visualize using your turn signal
3. Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them
2. If there is a tourist season, why can’t we shoot them
And the number 1 bumper sticker is…
1. Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now.
Jokes, Just Plain Silly | TheFourEyes October 19, 2007
