A Gallery Of Real Phone Sex Operators… Didja Ever Wonder?
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Big Millipede… Real Big Millipede… Really Big Millipede.
Not Sure I Like Millipedes…. Wondering If I’d Have A Stroke If This Millipede Crawled On Me…
Yeah. Probably.
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Google Is So Very Helpful…
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Retirement Home Orgy… Eeeewww!
I Don’t Know How True This Is… But The Weekly World News Is Right Up There With CNN…
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Another WTF?!?! Moment… Obama’s Baby Mama?!?… Headlined On FOX!?!?
Just Frigging Shoot Me! PLEASE!?!?
This Is One Of The MAJOR News Outlets!
They just called Barack Obama’s Daughters BASTARDS!
They Just Intimated That The Obama Marriage Doesn’t Exist! And Never Did!
FOX NEWS HAS HEADLINED THAT THE OBAMA CHILDREN ARE THE RESULT OF A CASUAL SEXUAL ENCOUNTER AND THAT THE ONLY REASON FOR THEIR EXISTENCE IS FOR FINANCIAL GAIN…
This picture is not fake! What the High Holy Hell Were These People Thinking?!?
The Man Is A Serious Candidate For Election To The Office Of President Of The United States Of America…
Doesn’t anyone check anything?!?!
Just because some inane movie made a few bucks recently using the name facetiously … It’s now OK to use a term that is much, much more offensive to a Black Person Than Nappy Headed Ho?!?!
Anybody at FOX ever heard of UrbanDictionary.com ?
Here are a few of the least offensive:
- Usually this has a negative connotation, a lot of baby mamas are seen as desperate, gold digging, emotionally starved, shady women who had a baby out of spite or to keep a man. Sometimes they may act like this because of missed child support payments, unfulfilled promises by the father, or convenient sex by the father. Either or both may exist in any situation.
- A stereotype associated with baby mama’s is they are poor, lazy bitches who trapped the man into getting her pregnant or tricked him by saying she was on the pill, thinking the man would pay her way in life just because she has a child with him.
If Any…And I Mean ANY Of my Black Married Friends referred to his wife as his “Baby Mama”… Life would get complicated …real quick.
I want to see if this one flows down the sewer grate without so much as a hiccup…
The Worm Turned! FOX News Flunky Gets A Taste Of His Own Medicine… Hilarious!
It Seems That Bill O’Rielly sent an underling named Porter Barry to the National Conference for Media Reform 2008 with orders to ambush Bill Moyers for one of his famous attack pieces and Mr Moyers flipped the script and turned on the guy like a fight trained Pit Bull…
Moyers hands this poor pebblehead his own crank on a roll with mustard and then gets the surrounding media to join in the feeding frenzy by asking a few Journalism 101 questions that the poor guy can’t answer, let alone understand…
So the real Reporters start in on this poor dude by hitting him with the same stuff he just tried on Moyers … Barry can’t run away fast enough!!
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I’m Watching Auntie Harass A Rather Large Dog From Room To Room …Hilarious!…NO… Sad!
Apparently our youngest Mastiff has commited an unpardonable offence in the eyes of 81 year old Auntie… This 120 pound pile of sweetheart (the dog that is!) is being shooed from one end of the house to the other by an utterly angry… relatively frail… muttering…shuffling…wheezing willow branch waving refugee from a hornets nest that just won’t give it a rest.
Now… Lizzie could easily knock Auntie over by accident …with near fatal results… And I’m afraid this may indeed be the case if auntie keeps hogging the right of way…
And I know this isn’t PC and some old folks league of protection is going to have me declared unappetizing or something…
But… I swear she’s gettin’ off on bullying and daring this big ol’ animal to cross her!
“Get up!… Lay Down! … Sit!… Stay!… Move!!… Don’t Move!.. Don’t You Eyeball Me!… You ornery cuss!”
If she says ” I think What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate.”
I Quit.
Now… If Lizzie goes Postal and leaves small pieces of Auntie floating around… I’m putting them in my Flip Boiler.
With some (carefully clipped) cat hairs… and cheese… and maybe some valium.
Where in Blazes Can You Find A Decent Wiccan On a Tuesday Nite?… That Hasn’t Already Seen National Treasure 2?
I need a Brew Brewed up that’ll lower my lofty diastolic… I brewed up a fair pot of somethin’ slightly more sinful than sassafras last night and survived the whole day without busting my boiler… But the pressure’s going up and mama feels like I shouldn’t be digging up the dear departed critters just cause I don’t buy into modern quack medicine… You know… There is this story about a single hair on a cat’s tail….
I Wonder which is the best position to shave it in?
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OK… I’ve Finished My Pot Of VouDou Juice…
Let’s Hope I Can Close All Four Of My Eyes And Rest …. And Heal…
Wish Me Luck…
I Just Watched WWDC 2008… I Can Now Get A 3G iPhone For $199…
Watch It HERE
Get Your iPhone HERE
They Got A White One!
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I’m reasonably sure I’m not gonna croak…
But I’m not gonna be producing any soul saving prose either…
Although I might fill this thing up once or twice before the night is over…
I’ve decided to make my own Blood Pressure Medicine
Sitting here with a fuzzy mind and a slight ache in the back of the neck was briefly interrupted by a ripping case of heart burn that 2 alka seltzer and 4 tums barely put a dent into… Well… I’m not sittin here and waiting to have a heart attack or a friggin stroke… Sure….I keep taking the prescribed yellow pills and I get nothing…
It’s time to go Yaqui… I went and dug out the old flip over coffee maker… This thing is 60 years old at least…
This pic is of a new one… Mine looks like something the Buffalo Soldiers used when they were chasing Geronimo around the desert… What I’m gonna put in it …Geronimo would definitely recognize… Oh, of course I’m gonna put in a bag or two of Earl Grey… For flavor that is.
I should order a pizza…Jeez…Put me on hold why dont’ cha ?!? Bag it… Don’t need the aggravation.
Anyway… gotta flip the pot again….. Man! What a stink!… My Cats are freaking out!
A few cubes of sugar and a touch of Absinthe and either I’ll die or get better… See you on the other side.
177/119 And My Willie Still Won’t Stand Up…F*ck It!
Well At least I can see better!… Yesterday I thought dying might be in the cards… Today?!?… Meh!… I had ice cream… and 2 donuts… Tomorrow… I’ll have whatever the hell I please…
For a minute… Just for a minute mind you…. I damn near fell for that “Ya gotta be careful” crap… Dad calls.. (Late!). He’s got concern in his voice… Bless His Gruff Ol’ Heart…Love the guy to death I do… But we haven’t been big on the concern thing for damn near 50 years.. Ray from ATL calls (twice!)… Allan calls… Pancho calls… Alf shoots emails… You people are gonna keep this stuff up and next thing you know I’m gonna start taking advantage of your soft mushy hearts… You all know I’m not worth a shit on a bum’s shoe… I’ll borrow money from ya.
I’m working on my conspiracy theory as to why the world goes friggin dormant after Obama clinches the nomination…but I’ve got to tie in the way the video of my innards looks like vapor instead of some camera cable.
Now… I’ve got a reason not to be writing this historical matter up… I was friggin dying!… But for all the big hoopla and buildup over months and months… HuffPo… CNN… MSNBC… FOX!… All you rat bastards are playing somekind of faux fashion game here… You pant and snarl and get your fancy undies twisted into sweaty balls of anticipation and when the big moment comes… You play the Ho Hum Card!
Sooooo… Let’s just see what went down on the most boring day in the universe when The Obamanation was unleashed on a poor unsuspecting world.
Navy Reestablishes U.S. Fourth Fleet…Gone Since 1950
Prostitutes worldwide will light a candle in honor of the U.S Navy’s Decision to reconstitute the U.S. 4th Fleet… Gone since 1950…Just the navy’s little part to help stimulate the economy…
Of course the official story…
We believe the only successful exit strategy from Iraq travels a road through Iran. In general we subscribe to a theory put forth by Stratfor that events will build up towards the brink of war before a peaceful resolution is possible. We don’t necessarily believe that is how it has to be, rather we believe that is how our current leadership believes it has to be. Part of that strategy includes the buildup of rhetoric, the shuffling of resources, and the preparation in Iraq for a military action against Iran. We observe these events taking place. Much thanks to Yankee Sailor for his collections regarding the developing time line.
AOMORI, Japan—Japan’s energy chief launched a meeting of ministers from the world’s top industrialized nations Sunday by warning that soaring oil prices could trigger a global recession if they’re not checked.
Oil prices made their biggest single-day surge on Friday, soaring $11 to $138.54 on the New York Mercantile Exchange, an 8 percent increase.
On the same day, the United States announced an amazing rise in unemployment…
The Monthly Rate Jump Was The Highest Since Feb. 1986: The Bureau of Labor Statistics reported this morning …
Oh My… Seems that while I was so selfishly dying in some tarted up henhouse that all these little tidbits just slipped past the watchdogs of democracy…
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama had a secret meeting last night.
The Clinton campaign owes more than $30 million.
Charlie Rangel thought Clinton needed to go, and she took that “to heart,” reports Politico.
John Edwards does not want to be V.P. again.
An adviser to John McCain says McCain supports the president’s electronic surveillance program, which may be a shift from his previously stated position.
Obama has begun courting the voters who didn’t back him in the primary.
“Obama needs to declare that he will refrain from playing the racial victim,” writes Juan Williams.
Hakim Jeffries said Clinton has to “engage in meaningful conversation and reconciliation” when she returns to home.
On Clinton, Peggy Noonan writes, “Most candidates lose over things, not over their essential nature. But that is what happened here. For all her accomplishments and success, it was her sketchy character that in the end did her in.”
Kimberly Strassel says there are a lot of contradictions in Obama’s message and policies.
Republicans created a web site called ClintonsforMcCain.
Here’s how black Republicans are dealing with the rise of Obama.
Poor Barack…Looks like he’s inheriting the biggest shit sandwich since reconstruction if you ask me… And I know I’m not the only one feeling like the shit’s about to impact the air circulation apparatus… At least 6 people have emailed wanting to know if I’ve got plenty of beans and bacon stashed for hard times.
I’ll try to get those pics of my innards up tomorrow… Damn windows crap!
