Your Momma Insults –
Your momma’s so stupid,
she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Your momma’s so stupid,
she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald’s and said “Hold the cheese.”
Your momma’s so stupid,
she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Your momma’s so stupid,
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.
Your momma’s so stupid,
she thought asphalt was a skin disease.