Your Momma Insults –

Your momma’s so stupid,
she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Your momma’s so stupid,
she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald’s and said “Hold the cheese.”

Your momma’s so stupid,
she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Your momma’s so stupid,
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.

Your momma’s so stupid,
she thought asphalt was a skin disease.

Today’s Insults –

Die and be damned. – Shakespeare

He’s so nasty that the crack of dawn had better be careful – anonymous

Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside. – anon

He has to unzip his pants to count to 21 - unknown