Reminiscing… A Few Stories

Every now and then… I write a short story about my time spent in Thailand a lot of years ago. Alf, over at can usually get me going by sending me pictures of my old haunts and hangouts… This time he went out and found the house that I used to own in Bangkok when I first got married (the second time). So… I ended up sending a page or two of remembrances about some of the celebrities that visited there and of filming movies and such. It was a busy and exciting time.

BKK House

Corkscrew-Balloon has been posting virtually every day since at least 1996 and was the inspiration for me to start LCO.

The House of Los Cuatro Ojos is grateful to The House of Corkscrew-Balloon Dot Com for devoting space to the past exploits of this high mileage old dog.

Zwingo!… A Real Time Waster… Fun Though…


Woman Breaks INTO Jail To Have Sex With Her Husband… Gets Caught… And Gets Away With It!

A woman was reportedly caught after breaking into a jail to have sex with her husband.

HMP Standford Hill /PA pics

The wife sneaked into Standford Hill open prison on the Isle of Sheppey, Kent, in the early hours of Sunday, according to The Sun.

But she was caught by a guard in the grounds as she tried to leave. An inquiry into the security breach is under way.

The Sun’s source said: “She got in by climbing over a fence and her husband was waiting for her.

“He took her into to his cell for a romp and she left a short while later. A few people knew about it. Then while she was trying to leave she was spotted.

“She stood out because she was the only woman in an all-male jail!”

Her husband has now been sent to a higher security prison.

A Prison Service spokesman said: “A member of the public was found in the grounds of Standford Hill open prison. The intruder was challenged by a staff member.

“A prisoner has been returned to a closed establishment. Police are investigating.”

Kent Police said a woman was arrested on suspicion of criminal trespass and later released with no further action.

What do you call a pig with six legs and two willies?


A piglet born in Croatia with six legs and two penises has been nicknamed Octopig.

Owner Ivica Seic came up with the nickname, daily newspaper Vecernji List reported.

The farmer from the village of Vrpolje said Octopig also has two anuses, and was growing so fast they had decided to keep him as a pet.

Ivica said: “Who knows, maybe we can breed more although the two penises might be a problem.”

Man Shoots His Car… Hit By Ricochet

A US man injured himself in both legs after trying to loosen a stiff wheel-nut by shooting it with his gun.

The 66-year-old man, from Washington state, was repairing his car outside his home when the accident took place.

Shooting at the wheel from arm’s length with a 12-gauge shotgun, he was peppered with buckshot and debris, reports the BBC.

The man – who police say was on his own and sober – was taken to hospital with severe, but not life-threatening, injuries.

The man, from South Kitsap, southwest of Seattle, had been repairing his Lincoln Continental for two weeks, according to the police, and had removed all but one of the nuts on the right rear wheel.

Frustrated by the one remaining nut which refused to budge, he resorted to fire power in an effort to shift it.

“He’s bound and determined to get that lug nut off,” said Deputy Scott Wilson, a spokesman from the sheriff’s office.

He sustained injuries from his feet to the middle of his abdomen, with some pellets reaching as high as his chin, police said.