Today’s Insults –

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. – Mae West

You were born with your legs apart. They’ll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.
- Joe Orton

Pushing forty? She’s hanging on for dear life. – Ivy Compton-Burnett 

You look into his eyes, and you get the feeling someone else is driving. – David Letterman

I see her as a great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere. – Noël Coward

Bride Jokes… “I Don’t” … Joke Backfires…

A bride who jokingly replied ‘I don’t’ found the joke was on her when the registrar refused to go ahead with the ceremony.

Tina Albrecht, 27, was to marry fiancé Dietmar Koch, 29, at a castle in Steyr, Upper Austria.

But after the receptionist tried to bring a bit of humor into the ceremony by saying “I don’t” before correcting herself, the authorities called the wedding off.

Under Austrian law, if either party replies to the key question in the negative the wedding is canceled and cannot be rescheduled for a further 10 weeks – to prevent forced marriages.

Ms Albrecht said: “We had to send all our guests home and now we have to wait until March before we can try again. In retrospect it was probably not so funny.”

Frustrated Wife Takes Job In A Brothel… I AM NOT Showing This Post To My Wife.

A frustrated German housewife says she has been forced to take a job in a brothel since her husband lost his sex drive.

Adelheid Kran, 58, from Berlin said: “I like sex, I like it a lot, but my husband Guenther has no appetite for sex anymore and does it about once a year.”

She added in order to combat the tension between them caused by her sexual frustration she has started working in a “mature ladies” brothel.

“I saw an ad in the paper looking for mature women and decided to try it. Guenther’s not thrilled about it, but I can’t hem myself in just because he’s not up for it and we’re actually getting on better now.

“It’s not something I do full time, and I only have sex with the men I like. In a job like this, you have to keep a certain standard,” she said.


Study: Polygamous Men Have Lower Testosterone… Well DUH!!

While it’s nice to have this little fact verified by modern science… And as much as we menfolk like to fantasize on having more than one wife… Any man who’s been married more than 5 years and survived could have told them how much emasculation ONE woman is capable of… And then they’d just need to multiply by however many theoretical wives… There are a couple of other DUH statements in the article also.… Read on:
U.S. researchers studying male herders in Kenya find men with more than one wife have lower testosterone levels than monogamously married men.

The study, published in Current Anthropology, also found monogamously married men have lower testosterone levels than single men, and married men who are considered aloof spouses and provide minimal parenting have much lower testosterone levels than single, unmarried men.

Researchers Peter Gray of the University of Nevada, Peter Ellison of Harvard University and Benjamin Campbell of Boston University, looked for links between male testosterone levels and marital status among modern-day herders in northern Kenya, known as the Ariaal.

When herd boys reach puberty, they are initiated, become warriors and accumulate livestock. They seldom marry and have children until age 30.

Less than 2 percent of the herders consider their wives a source of emotional support. Rather, they seem to value social bonds with male peers more than spousal bonds or familial bonds, the researchers said.


Get Him Started Early Dad!!… I’ll Bet The Kids Thinking… What’s This A Menu?

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This Is Not My Shadow!! Or Is It?

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