I Hate This Guy!… Do You Have A Neighbor Like This?… My Kids Say… Can WE Do That DAD???


Carol of the Bells – Computer Controlled Christmas Lights from Richard Holdman on Vimeo.

And This Is My Reaction… My Best Scrooge Face.

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It’s Dec. 24th And My House Lights Are Still In The Shed In The Backyard… Some Folks Are Just Over Achievers…


Music Box Dancer – Holdman Christmas Display 2007 from Richard Holdman on Vimeo.

If Only The Little Dog Didn’t Look So Guilty!… Am I The Only One With A Dirty Mind?!?

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Goldfish?!? What Goldfish?!? I Don’t Know Nuttin’ About No Goldfish!

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Is That Jar Of Pickles Expired?… What About Shampoo?… Or Mustard?

 

Surprising Expiration Dates

A handy, who-knew guide to 77 foods, beauty products, and household goods

Do You have stockpiled shampoo and toothpaste?.. Seldom-used silver polish? How do you know when their primes have passed?

With help from experts and product manufacturers, Real Simple has compiled a guide to expiration dates. These dates are offered as a rough guideline. The shelf lives of most products depend upon how you treat them. Edibles, unless otherwise indicated, should be stored in a cool, dry place. (With any food, of course, use common sense.) Household cleaners also do best in a dry place with a stable temperature. After the dates shown, beauty and cleaning products are probably still safe but may be less effective.

Beer – Unopened: 4 months.

Brown sugar - Indefinite shelf life, stored in a moistureproof container in a cool, dry place.

Chocolate (Hershey bar) – 1 year from production date

Coffee, canned ground – Unopened: 2 years – Opened: 1 month refrigerated

Olives, jarred (green with pimento) – Unopened: 3 years – Opened: 3 months

Olive oil - 2 years from manufacture date (After this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume.)

Peanuts – Unopened: 1 to 2 years unless frozen or refrigerated – Opened: 1 to 2 weeks in airtight container

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Today… He IS The Hydrant!!

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I’m Sure My Wife Parked This Car…

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An Interesting Clock…

See it HERE

Seen On A Billboard…

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A List Of Mistakes In Your Favorite Movies….

Incredibly… Most of your favorite movies have at least one mistake that makes it into the final release… Here’s a list of a bunch of them… MORE HERE

17 Mr. and Mrs. Smith The movie is supposed to take place in and around New York City, however during the car chase where Angelina and Brad are fighting off the three BMW’s, a wide shot clearly shows a street sign announcing Los Angeles.
19 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King In the second half of the film, Frodo has a scar on his lower right cheek, close to his chin. Many times throughout the rest of the film the scar changes position and size on his right cheek. It also appears on his left cheek in flipped shots (most obviously on the slopes of Mount Doom when Sam is cradling his head).
21 Terminator 2: Judgment Day The T-1000 punches his body through the window of a helicopter to get inside. An instant later, the hole in the windshield is gone.
23 Raiders of the Lost Ark While Indy and Marion are in the Well of the Souls, and they encounter the snakes, Indy falls to the ground only to get confronted by a Cobra rearing its head and hissing. Look carefully and you’ll see the reflection of the snake on the safety glass between it and Indy. Briefly you can also see the torch’s reflection while he’s waving it around. This has been corrected in the new DVD set. You can only see it if you have the original VHS. I think it’s visible in the “making of” on the DVD as well.

Irrefutable Proof That Your Government Spends Your Tax Money Wisely And Well…

Today we are proud to unveil the latest secret weapon for use in the War Against Terror… A Bargain at only $16 Million each.

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End Of The Rainbow… YEAH!!!

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